“It’s a like a moo point… a cow’s opinion. It doesn’t matter”
Have you felt like a cow recently? I certainly do.
The One With My Very Own First Failbooking
My very own first failbooking. By the way, Elvis is a cat.
Don’t you ever laugh-out-loud while reading the news feed in your Facebook?
The One With Babies And Servers
I was talking about babies with my colleague Sophia, and what she wrote about a conversation she had got me burst out laughing. I can simply imagine how that conversation went:
Sophia’s Friend (SF): Now, isn’t a mother breastfeeding her baby an adorable thing…
Sophia (S): (Interrupts) Well, that’s just what I couldn’t understand…
SF: Couldn’t understand what?
S: Why can’t we just hook the babies up with a feed of milk?
SF: Hook up to what?
S: You know, a feed of milk. Regulated by timer, controlled by thermostats for optimal milk temperature… possibly protected with some sort of anti virus thingy…
SF: (Incredulous) Sophia, babies are not servers!
To put context to this joke, Sophia is an all round Internet expert. Hence.
Oh, we digital product folks are simply a unique breed. We really are.
The One With The Butterflies In Stomach
XXX says:
hey baby
The Twilight Daysâ„¢ says:
whoa….
*butterflies in stomach*
XXX says:
Errr… what does it mean?
The Twilight Daysâ„¢ says:
That’s the feeling you have when you see someone you like and that person smiled at you
XXX says:
LOL I thought u have a stomachache
HAHAHAHA
The Twilight Daysâ„¢ says:
OMG that is funny!
The One With FourSquare
Could this could to Failbooking? Heh. Find me on FourSquare
The Secrets of Viral Videos: Take a Leaf Out of Bobby (Lady) Gaga’s Book
I was speechless, and then roared with laughed, finally applauded (alone) in front of my laptop. At this very moment, I think Bobby (Lady) Gaga is a pure marketing genius.
The idea behind this awesome video fulfill these simple viral marketing rules:
– It’s original (a Chinese New Year song sang to Poker Face!)
– It’s catchy (Lady Gaga! Poker Face!)
– It’s simple (simple background, no elaborate costume)
– It’s hilarious (I think the video is self explanatory)
– It’s worth spreading (how many of you shared this on your Facebook/Twitter after watching the video?)
Too often we tried too hard to make our idea viral. That one stroke of inspiration and lots of hard work (that’s some cool bit of video editing there) are all it takes.
I am looking forward to see the Gagas both on stage!
(Update: Here’s a translation of the Chinese lyrics. OMG, Bobby Gaga is a Malaysian!)
(via the ever fabulous Nathaniel Ho)
Harry Potter – Fun with Innuendo
(This was replicated from somewhere in Facebook. If you are the owner, do alert me so that I can credit you appropriately)
Because God knows we all need some levity, right?
Upon receiving The Order of the Phoenix, we couldn’t help but notice the high frequency of the phrase “Flat on his back.” Alerted by this fact, we looked a little closer and compiled a list of wonderfully out of context quotes for the amusement and edification of all. Curiously, most of them seem to involve either Fred and George or Snape. We think there might be something to this. We tried to add page numbers, but occasionally our amusement overwhelmed our sense of proper citation protocol. Also, we were too lazy to go back and look them up. We regret the inconvenience. Actually, no. We don’t. (edit: Missing page numbers have been provided by Aquilus Veritas. Thanks!)
~ M-teki and Jack of None
Without further ado….
The List.
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“What d’you mean, I’m not brave in bed?” said Harry, completely nonplussed. (14)
“…I know you did Mark Evans two nights ago –”
“He was asking for it,” snarled Dudley. (13)
“I heard you last night,” said Dudley breathlessly. “Talking in your sleep. Moaning.” (15)
“Ah well…wand still in your jeans?” (53)
“JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE ALLOWED TO USE MAGIC NOW YOU DON’T HAVE TO WHIP YOUR WAND OUT FOR EVERY TINY LITTLE THING!” (84)
“You two just Apparated on my knees!”
“Yeah, well, it’s harder in the dark –” (97)
“There was a groan of bedsprings, and Harry’s mattress descended a few inches as George sat down near his feet.
“So, got there yet?” said George eagerly. (100)
“…screwing up her eyes each time with the same pained expression she had worn back in Harry’s bedroom.” (85)
“Ron was lying sprawled on his back with his mouth wide open.” (121)
“Quite astonishing, the way you contrive to wriggle out of very tight holes.” (154)
“He’s having a go at my mother!” Seamus yelled. (218)
“Or any part of your body, really, we’re not fussy where we stick this.” (343)
“…when it appears, it is always equipped for the seeker’s needs. Dobby has used it, sir,” said the elf, dropping his voice and looking guilty, “when Winky has been very drunk.” (387)
“She’s somethin’ when she’s roused, Olympe…fiery, you know…’spect it’s the French in her…” (432)
“He was rather taller than Snape, who, Harry noticed, had balled his fist in the pocket of his cloak over what Harry was sure was the handle of his wand.” (520)
“Stand up and take out your wand, Potter.” (533)
“I thought not,” said Snape, watching him closely. “You let me get in too far. You lost control.” (535)
“Manners, Potter,” said Snape dangerously. “Now, I want you to close your eyes.”
Harry threw him a filthy look before doing as he was told. He did not like the idea of standing there with his eyes shut while Snape faced him, carrying a wand. (535)
“He was on all fours again on Snape’s office floor.” (536)
“Ron wrenched the hangings apart, and Harry stared up at him in the moonlight, as he lay flat on his back.” (586)
“Yeah, Montague tried to do us during break,” said George.
“What do you mean, ‘tried’?” said Ron quickly. (627)
“Well, we’ll soon find out, won’t we?” said Snape smoothly. “Wand out, Potter.”
Harry moved into his usual position… (638)
“But whether James really did take off Snape’s pants, Harry never found out.” (649)
“…did things with a wand I’ve never seen before…” (711)
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